2002-02 — the 50 Greatest Bands («Spin») |
«The Ramones’ genius is that they could say in two minutes what it takes most bands five minutes to say. You hear any of their songs once and you’ll walk away knowing it. I also wanna say that if Joey Ramone and Jeff Spicoli had a baby, it’d be Sum-41.» — Deryck Whibley, Sum-41
2. RAMONES Punk exists because of the false assumption that the Ramones can be imitated. "1-2-3-4!" Three chords. "Second verse same as the first." Technically speaking, it’s simple. Legend has it that in every citywhere the Ramones played in support of their 1976 debut, a handful of punk kids started up bands, thinking that they could do it, too. But the Ramones’ loud-fast style masked a pop genius. Slow their tempos, and you’ve got Beach Boys melodies. Replace lyrics about sniffin’ glue and eatin’ refried beans, and you’ve got the Ronettes/ Give everyone matching leather jackets, and you’ve got the punk rock Beatles. Just four lads from Queens who birthed thousands of bands, then blew each one away. Like sharks, they didn’t evolve — they didn’t need to.
Influenced: Green Day, Blink 182, Sum-41, U2, the Offspring, Sleater-Kinney, the Donnas, Black Flag, the Clash, the Sex Pistols — oh, forget it: everyone!
1. Beatles 2. Ramones 3. Led Zeppelin 4. Bob Marley & the Wailers 5. Nirvana 6. Parliament/Funkadelic 7. The Clash 8. Public Enemy 9. The Rolling Stones 10. Beastie Boys 11. The Velvet Underground 12. Sly & the Family Stone 13. U2 14. Run-D. M. C. 15. Radiohead 16. The Jimi Hendrix Experience 17. Sonic Youth 18. AC/DCv 19. Stooges 20. Metallica 21. The Smiths 22. Patti Smith Group 23. N. W. A. 24. Kraftwerk 25. Sex Pistols 26. Pearl Jam 27. Greateful Dead 28. R. E. M. 29. Black Sabbath 30. Pavement 31. Fugazi 32. Kiss 33. Pretenders 34. Rage Against The Machine 35. Fela Kuti & Afrika 70/Egypt 80 36. David Bowie & The Spiders From Mars 37. Blondie 38. Bad brains 39. The Who 40. Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five 41. New Order 42. Husker Du 43. Guns’N’Roses 44. Outkast 45. The Beach Boys 46. Massive Attack 47. Lynyrd Skynyrd 48. Korn 49. Pink Floyd 50. Red Hot Chili Peppers
Marc Spitz |